MEET THE SOUTHSIDE GIRLS: 
Stone Cold Stellas 
They didn't just arrive from another city; they impacted from another galaxy. Born from cosmic star matter that plummeted through the atmosphere and slammed into the Texas dirt, this crew was forged from pure celestial stone—cold, dense, and absolutely unbreakable.
These aren't your average Derby girls; they are cosmic forces of nature on eight wheels, channeling an out of this world energy straight from the deepest corners of the universe. From cosmic jammers slicing through space like meteors to immovable rock-solid blockers anchoring the line like planetary gravity, their high-octane chemistry turns a tight pack into total interstellar pandemonium. When the whistle blows, they don’t just skate the track—they completely dominate it with out of this world power.
This celestial crew is ready to unleash a deep cosmic freeze:
Blue Cheez (#988) Izzy Dead (#30-06) Jinx (#10-96) Jonny Romans (#828) Skittles (#555) Dragon Ash (#127) Meg-La-Dawn (#97) Masa Cheetah (#89) Silent Storm (#129) Silent Storm (#129) Silent Storm (#129)
Bench Coach: MonaLisa
The energy? Extraterrestrial.
The vibe? Unbreakable Cosmic Stone.
The goal? Total Space Invasion.
South Side Roller Derby proudly operates under the umbrella of Roller Sports Club, Inc., a 501(c)(3) non-profit athletic organization and strategic business incubator. Dedicated to empowering female sports and youth development, they provide the vital infrastructure, marketing, and operational support that keeps our skating clubs sustainable, funded, and thriving. By handling the business hurdles, they ensure our Roller girls can focus entirely on training, competing, and having fun!