MEET THE MAYHEM OF SOUTH SIDE GIRLS ROLLER DERBY:

CONJURED CHAOS

They say chaos can't be controlled, but it can certainly be conjured.

Meet the formidable forces behind our newest team! These nine skaters aren’t here for a tea party, and they definitely aren’t riding brooms. They’ve traded the old traditions for eight wheels of fury and a shared mission to clear the track.

From the jammers to the blockers, this team has the athletic edge of seasoned powerhouse skaters and the mystical chemistry to turn a tight pack into total pandemonium. With every single lap, they are weaving a spell of pure adrenaline. They don’t just skate the track—they completely dominate it.
Led by their bench coach, Pyro, this team is ready to unleash magic:

Salem Witch Slap (#333)

Swift Lee (#311)

Sk8 Charmer (#74)

Kit Kat (#27)

Sara Problem (#99)

Jelly Roll (#17)

Rosie O'Riot (#353)

Feel the Fury (#58)

Rowdy (#12)
Lytning Strykr (#52)

The energy? Electric Purple.

The vibe? Pure Magic.

The goal? Total CHAOS.

South Side Roller Derby proudly operates under the umbrella of Roller Sports Club, Inc., a 501(c)(3) non-profit athletic organization and strategic business incubator. Dedicated to empowering female sports and youth development, they provide the vital infrastructure, marketing, and operational support that keeps our skating clubs sustainable, funded, and thriving. By handling the business hurdles, they ensure our athletes can focus entirely on training, competing, and having fun!